Okay. You are now K-Fresh.
You are super cool. No, not just cool. ICE COLD. You make sure to keep up with all the latest MEMES and YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Your wardrobe is as cool as you are. You own at least FIFTY AEROPOSTALE SHIRTS, as well as TWENTY PAIRS OF AMERICAN EAGLE KHAKI SHORTS. You recently earned enough money from your PART-TIME JOB to buy a BRAND NEW PAIR OF SHOES. All in all, you're pretty fly...so fly that you can resist finishing that overused phrase.
Currently, you are surfing the INTERWEBS in search of new YOUTUBE VIDEOS. This is also helping you stay out of sight from the SISTERBEAST.
K-Fresh: Get drunk, sell house, smack sister. Repeat.
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