What on earth could your DAD want? The curiosity is almost unbearable.
But first, who are you, exactly?
Your name is KATIE KAT. You are just shy of your TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY. It is, in fact, tomorrow. (Perhaps that is what your DAD wishes to speak with you about...?) You are a COLLEGE STUDENT and you like MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS and OFFBEAT MUSICALS. You also have a passion for MELODRAMATIC PSEUDO-FANTASY TELEVISION SERIES. Some of your friends think that you are SHY, but really you are SLIGHTLY MISANTHROPIC.
Now that that's out of the way...
katie drink vodka!
ReplyDeleteYou're one day shy of your 21 birthday. I believe you should go down the path 85% of all other people do, get drunk, at 12 AM, do things you're not so proud of, and stumble in drunk to talk to your dad. Just as he is about to tell you what he needed to talk to you about, tell him you're pregnant.
ReplyDeleteAnd you should get shitface while doin it
ReplyDeleteGuys.... >.<
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